My youngest has been a chatterbox even before he could form actual words. He stopped in mid-chatter just as the needle went in and gave me a classic look of instant shock. A minute later, he was back to his usual yacking, but the sudden silence was pretty amusing.

My question exactly!

OMG stoooooop. I can’t with the raw food thing. The reason our brains evolved so big is because we learned to cook food. It allowed us to ingest large amounts of nutrients very easily so we could fuel a big brain. Imagine the difference between chewing raw meat and cooking your meat. People who want to go backwards…

That’s not so grim. The Ravens and Browns won 8 games combined last year, and Tony Romo’s skeletal system is held together with bubble gum, sticks, and glue.

Thirsty Thursday Butt Chuggin Extravaganza. Will the tequila burn as much the second time?

Snyder will acknowledge the team name is offensive to Native Americans and then announce he is changing the name of the team to honor Andrew Jackson.

At this point, isn’t Washington more offensive?

Browns at Bills is the grimmest thing out there. Yikes.

+500

I heard that Cleveland will likely draft the Tupac hologram and start him at QB.

Meanwhile in Chicago Nashville:

My brother was a fucking raw foodist for years and he swears that’s why he doesn’t have his childhood allergies anymore. He seems not to have noticed how common it is for people to grow out of allergies, and while eating cooked food like a normal.

So your kid had documented health problems serious enough to make you decide not to immunize him. Fair enough. But what happens when he contracts measles, chicken pox, whooping cough, etc. from the kid at his all-natural playgroup whose parents' reasons for not vaccinating was simply "toxins" or "mother's intuition"…

Seriously. I was allergic to cats until I was about 19. The Mrs and I own 3, no issues here.

Fuck these people and their backwards thinking.

I’ve had an opinion on his obvious misogyny based on his movies for years but I’m glad to know there isn’t a good person hiding underneath that love of seeing women in the worst light.

The human immune system is exposed to countless bacteria and viruses all the time, but a couple more would be totally too much. /s

Would you like the tweet if you knew that Brian McCarthy cried after writing it?

did...did they just announce the announcement of an announcement? for something that could be done in a tweet?

There’s nothing worse than an announcement for an announcement.

I hate this tweet so much