Lol. Gotta remember that next time someone gets mad about a two dads commercial. Never thought about it that way.

As insane as this sounds, I think he seriously expected the officials to just say “oh, he doesn’t want to get weighed anymore, ok then” and let him continue fighting with his title. This guy is an egomaniacal lunatic. It’s entirely possible he expected them to expand the maximum weight for his class an extra .4 lbs…

1 pint of blood weighs about a pound. The guy could’ve just donated a pint a blood and kept his belt.

Does the author worry about being handed his most-high profile story, complete with the exclusive?

What I have difficulty understanding is how these guys have trouble making weight. It’s not as if this was suddenly throw in as a requirement to box, especially to defend your title. From the moment a boxer gains a title they know they will have to defend that title and to make a specific weight. O.K., so yeah it…

If Charlie Hebdo can keep cranking out cartoons, I think Deadspin will manage to find a way to push past the concern about some punchy dickhead deciding their particular snark is the last straw.

The header caught my attention and made me want to read about this dick head. Mission accomplished.

Doesn’t this just beg the question of if he didn’t want to abuse his body, why did he go into professional fighting? I mean Jesus, losing 6 ounces of weight in two hours is nothing, take a dump and you’re good.

This might sound sarcastic, please know that it’s not.

Plus it would kind of prove the point.

felonious assault is a great band name

If North and Ron Jeremy taped their dicks together.

I don’t live in New York, and it’d make for a good story, so I’m all for it.

Now THAT my friends, is some good ass Kinja!

After reading this article, I’m still unclear on something: Is Adrian Broner a dick?

+1 Adding to my company’s corporate style guide, which has no boxing references at all. Wondering how long it will be before someone notices.

Like the stinger in Ferris Bueller, you saved the best for last.

Not yet, it was only recently added to our official style guide!

The sad thing is there is an extremely talented boxer underneath all this bullshit—who was being groomed to be the next Mayweather.

Because agreeing to participate in a fight where he will be punched in the multiple times would not count as agreeing to abuse his body?