You poor soul for being privy to information about your FIL and a penis pump.

I saw some of your explaining comments after it was too late to edit mine. I’ll bet that anytime she tells her stories the listeners all make a mental note to avoid her when possible, and never trust her.

I don’t think that’s a fair statement. There are plenty of people, Rush Limbaugh for example, who are against providing birth control to women because they think it encourages them to be sluts.

That must have been a festive conversation.

I am so sorry that you know that your FIL has a penis pump. I hope he does not bring this up at holidays.

Well that is clearly a medical device...

I am so sorry that you know that.

She promised this during the election. This is true political integrity.

Doctors should probably make sure the men don’t have an STI as well. There’s a very effective test that involves sticking a swab up the urethra.

Get back to me when this bill gets support from even one single conservative male politician.

You should write legislation for Kentucky - you’re much better at it than the current legislature. If KY (see what I did there?) won’t hire you, Ohio will:)

I feel like, if a man suffers form REAL erectile dysfunction, they body has like, a way to shut the whole thing off.

Just to be safe we’d better require copies of ultrasounds to be sent in and collected. Best not allow men to be frivolous with their healthcare, it’s really obviously just in their best interest.

Touche on me!

I approve of this measure. Very important in order to protect the unborn fetuses that are obviously living in the sperms of the penises because that’s how God works (also it’s science according to a;slga;lsdkfaowetedcruzmaybe). If the men are not sending the sperm fetuses into the women, they are wasting/killing all…

He never said where though, did he?

Tom Jones sez you can leave your hat on.

A+++ trolling, Mary Lou Marzian. I like your style.

What would be HILARIOUS is if they approved the bill and moved forward with even more sexually-repressive laws.

That hardly seems fair. What if a man just wants a place to hang his hat wherever he goes?