You know you don’t have to go without sex until you’re married to avoid having children and contracting STDs, right? Despite our country’s shitty Abstinence Only sex education (assuming you’re in the US), some of us are still smart enough to figure out how a condom and birth control works.

None of our business that they kept droning on and on about. Also, kind of getting a little heated there, sweet cheeks. In the jezebel comments no less.

except wilson is the one that started talking about his sex life publicly, inviting all of us to comment on it

but...they’re constantly discussing their sex lives in public...

You seem terribly offended at the suggestion that someone might be gay. I guess you find gay people offensive.

I’m sure Ciara is getting compensated very well to beard and the poor thing needs the money: She hasn’t had a hit in a decade.

I would generally agree with you, but they’ve pretty much invited our opinion by broadcasting the details of their sex lives to either; beard, hold themselves out as especially moral or devout, or drum up publicity.

I’m a Seahawks fan, Russell Wilson can be as gay as gay can be and I don’t give a damn. Just keep running for your life on the field and throwing them TDs. . .

They talk about their sex life or lack there of constantly in interviews. It’s fare to speculate. Seems like a reasonable answer.

This is the correct answer. Good Kinja.

Yes, I, an out gay man, am very homophobic. You’re adorable.

I think you upset Russell Wilson’s mom

Yup. Like Tebow, he’s trying to inoculate fans and the media from asking questions by constantly screaming “God”.

They make it our business when they tell the world about their abstinence.

No upgrades available for Marco Roboto? Shame...

I avoid sex like the plague and I’m not gay.

Wilson called it a divine mission—telling a San Diego church that God literally spoke to him and asked for his celibacy as some kind of personal favor.

but most people don’t make such a public spectacle about not having sex

Lots of people of avoid sex with people of the opposite sex...