I AM a fan of unfunny, obvious humor actually. There’s gotta be another term for it though, because when I read that back, I think it sounds sarcastic or something? Haha

I’ve had three separate, totally legit job interviews with great pay that mentioned things along the lines of “I’m old fashioned. If a girl has the education and the drive, I’m willing to bring her in and build her up, and also send a full body picture first, because attractiveness is just as important as ability”.…

I’m kicking myself over not buying them when I had the chance several times over, and over so many many things. Sometimes I’ll be like damn remember when you did *that* in 2nd grade or whatever. Fuckkkk. It’ll all fall into place someday, buddy.

I take meaner shits than that ugly ass jeep!

I mentioned elsewhere in this thread, Cap mentions being 5 years out of the ice in Age of Ultron (70 years in the ice in Cap 1 via Nick Fury and in AOU Cap mentions the guy that wanted family went into the ice 75 years ago yada yada), so Civil War could potentially be approximately 6 years out from The Event.

In all seriousness, I’ve been thinking about it. But I’m poor so I’ll have to wait for a car to get paid off or a promotion before I could afford even one share lol. It’s on my to do list fo sho, at least for my offspring’s benefit more than mine. They’ll truly live in the Age of Disney. Got some Coca Cola though, and…

Maybe they mean critical to the larger MCU story.

Disney will own us all someday.

Cap mentions being 5 years out of the ice in Age of Ultron, so Civil War could potentially be 6 years out from The Event.

+1

This kinja is dangerously under the radar. Needs moar stars.

And Nick Fury wasn’t in Ant-Man. And Captain America wasn’t in Thor. It doesn’t mean the characters aren’t still existing within the universe just because they’re not appearing in every MCU film soooooo......

This is amazing. ily. +1,000,000

Jars I have trouble with, yes, but killing /removing living/smelly/dirty things that are not supposed to be in my house - that is the one thing that will keep me married through thick and thin. We just hit 10 years so it seems to be working.

+1

Off topic, but are you worried about being outnumbered when #3 comes?

+1,000,000

Bahaha my oldest is a chatterbox so I can totally picture that. Shots never bugged me as a kid, but I was pretry stoic. It’s only because I know the pain is harmless is it funny on the kids - I’m not evil, although I *am* of German decent. My husband is Puerto Rican though, so they’re definitely not soul-less.…

Is it wrong that I internally laughed my ass off when my kids for their immunizations? Because it’s hilarious how big of a stink they make over one little prick, whilst instantly stopping the crying once a lollipop comes out.

Possibly more if the toilet paper is shite.