I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

I can’t stand it I know ABC planned it
But I’m gonna set it straight, this Carey-gate
I can’t stand Dick Clarks new years rocking eve when I’m in there
Because your New years ball ain’t so New years clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking dancer by my side.

BTW, are you sure the Game Boy was the only thing in there, and there wasn’t, say, Marcellus Wallace’s soul in there as well?

Aaaagh!

Hello there... wait, what were we talking about?

Also “What? Is this some little game you [peasants] like to play” often makes its way into my conversations.

The date of her invalid year needs changing, unless she was 115 when she became an invalid, which if that’s the case, I don’t really blame her for not getting out much.

I feel like it would turn my boobs into two disobedient obese housecats who keep running off into inconvenient directions when I need them to sit still.

I’d love for Leslie Jones and Retta to have a regular post-watch show where they recap their favorite programs.

Is Kelsey Grammer okay? Radar doesn’t seem to think so!

Good for Adams and Moore, although not if this means he has more time to do mediocre cover versions of more famous artists’ songs.

It is very Hotel California.

Gwen Stefani has been exploiting the euthanasia for years.

I wonder if they dated all the other oceans first. Like, the Atlantic Ocean was their first love but then randomly found out one day it’s a right-wing nutjob that supported slavery and other awful stuff. Then they fell in love with the Indian Ocean freshman year but their parents’ didn’t approve of the relationship.…

lol, same. I’m a med mal attorney, but my feeling is that if a doc automatically distrusts me, as a patient, because I am an attorney, then I do not want care from that doctor. Most docs understand that there are bad docs, who need to be checked, and there are good docs who make mistakes, and people who get injured…

But has nobody told them it’s way “cooler” and more “dope” to wear the wristband after the Festival is over?

Bakersfield, the happening place if you a holocaust denying skinhead....

I’ll let my attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn, address this. He’s very good.

Goddamn psych majors.