After a series of escalations, the punchline of every prank is apparently “Actually, you are still unemployed.”

Killer soundtrack as well.

I loved Contra and really loved hard corps.

As far as stand alone stories go, this one was entertaining, I got more than a few chuckles out of it. However in terms of progressing the overall narrative, this was a big giant dud. I’m trying to find a way to do this without overtly spoiling the end of the game. So, I’ll just say this. There’s a certain plot…

Aww, hi Kurt! Hope everything’s great with you! Say hi to Chris Cornell for me

“Gagooper (I will work on this) “

Hi, Kurt!

Your comment wins. I sung that... >.>

I sang along.

Your rendition reminded me of this one

I can’t give you the number of stars you deserve for this, but take one at least you magnificent bastard

*To the tune of the Game of Thrones theme*

I don’t remember the number, but, it was the one that had the CG Lego episode or something like that

Actually, just a few years ago there was a simply amazing season of The Simpson’s. Myself and a bunch of friends started watching it again. Next season wasn’t so great so we all stopped. But still the show is funny.

You’re gonna enrage some weeaboos by calling it an anime.

"…of the memetic defense grid. Burl begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 PM Eastern time, March 4th. In a panic, they try to give it all the likes…"

Yeah, the hopping vampire is a well-established Chinese-myth trope that still never fails to look bizarre and silly on film.

How have I NOT seen this movie before?!?!?!

The plot recap was delightfully Axe Cop-esque. "When a pack of ninjas fight the hopping vampires and get slaughtered,
they turn into a pack of undead hopping ninjas. They move on to threaten
some children who are playing tag, with one little girl blindfolded and
one little boy pretending to be a vampire. Fortunately,…