Like most things, the journey is it’s own reward and sometimes you lose sight of that while it’s happening and look back upon it fondly after it’s over.

ESPN needs cable (to have non-viewers subsidize the cost for their core viewers) more than cable needs ESPN.

1) They were destined to be the three seed.

Because those NBA regular season games are critical...

Breathtaking. It damn near tied Russell Westbrook in a knot.

“Let’s go back to 2006, a simpler time when Trot Nixon and Matt Clement roamed the earth.”

Always take the stairs. Elevators all have cameras nowadays.

No, he could have just answered it like a normal person and not a prick.

Seriously. A coffee grinder? That’s just another machine to store/clean.

It was kind of an aggressive douche way to handle a clumsy question from someone in their second language. at the same time, I can't imagine sitting through 100 awful press conferences like that every year and acting civil.

I guess it could have been a reasonable question if it were framed as “Do you think that the floods have distracted the Rockets and affected their performance, thus contributing to your wins?”

I give up. You’ve worn me down. Take all my money.

Are car salesmen inherently evil or just desperate?

I disagree with all of this. Just go by the seat of your pants and scream at each other every night after the kids go to bed.

A coaching career devoid of merit, propped up only by having had Kidd and Chris Paul on his rosters.

SummerSlam audition?

Blame it on being forced to drive Buicks to all his public appearances.

Jay Bruce slides like a dipshit, gets tagged in the dong.

I’ve heard some experts anything below shoulder level is considered a mere touching of hands unworthy of the “five” designation.

So those were ironic high fives afterwards?