Seriously. So much Coke in Philly back then.

Agreed. Worst CVS cashier ever.

Yes. YESSSSSS!!!

Nice form on the jumper, officer.

American heroes.

Why wasn’t it blurred?

what would you call a “not considerable” loss?

Yes.

Not being actual productive journalist that is producing meaningful content. Just riding (sometimes) on past solid writing and only offering substance-free opinions.

Another way to say it: when in the “down” position, your hands should be even with your nipples.

Fair enough. Revise the record to show that a professional-level anti-tip tip was provided.

I’m not sure how “washed up” is a comment on their pay. Are you concussed?

Washed up sports journalists yelling at each other is a good example of “nothing”.

That proper term at that point would be “ex-tip”.

Pro tip: Use your least important finger to steer that fruit chunk back into the blades.

I think that North Philly is “smarter”.

He’s been aggressively selling them door to door at orthopedic rehab centers.

False. That wheeze is caused by a treadmill salesman stabbing a voodoo doll of you.

You can’t just drop a “oh BTW, I wrote a Guy Fieri profile two months ago” on us. Give us a warning first. Jesus.

What is he wearing?!?