More impressive feat: surviving 4 years with Donovan McNabb.

GREG HOWARD, a scouting report

No. NO!!! There are two types of meetings:

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Nope. Just skip it without explanation. Everybody has deadlines and projects. You're not special in that regard.

No. Never do this. We are in a meeting it is because we are (theoretically) discussing something that we could not have an email conversation about. You do not need to answer emails during this time. You are not that important. If a matter of extreme urgency arises that needs your immediate attention, the…

Did this fight unify the fake tough guy heavyweight title?

It's the Chuck Taylor All-Star of craft beer. A timeless classic.

Mark Madsen Jr. never had soul to begin with.

Great, now I am pissing blood.

There has been a name-changing coverup here. Get the Robert Mueller on the horn.

Craggs would get disagreeable about using the word "young" to describe a 30 year old Jalen Rose .

Lyle Korver's superstitions get him in trouble again...

What's the big deal?

Great return for that shoplifter. Tried to steal a 4 figure handbag, will end up with a 6 figure injury settlement. There's a rea$on mall cops and store security just let shoplifters run away.

I've heard some damning rumors about LeBatard's bacne in the mid-90s.

With Michigan's coaching hire, a fierce battle raged for the vacant California Khakis King throne.

When you saw the clothesline, you knew immediately that it was an American player that did it.

He finally broke down and paid for laser eye surgery?

And we thought it was bad when Patriots TE's were killing people...