How is Piazza a suspected juicer, but not the guy that pitched until he was 46?

Sling Blades

Why is he even a nominee? Nothing about what he's done makes me laugh.

Thank you for providing the version that edits out Speights' awful blocked layup.

sweet jesus.

Seriously. It's the end of the world. Ain't no time for ironic Vines.

At least Brett Brown is smart enough to know that he's tanking.

Surprisingly plausible, but still horribly botched and not explained at all during the game.

Is this a quote from Bill Walton in 2003?

Completely agree. Burneko is guaranteed informative entertainment. From chicken parm to Andre Miller assing.

The risk of the first guy missing and then his 250 lb teammate crushing you from behind is infinely higher in the NFL.

Draft Coverage

" a wonderful dispatch"

In addition to War... anything else by Sebastian Junger.

This is the only Six Point brews that tastes like butt.

I don't care. As long as Mr. S is still out there chugging Bud Ice and running naked through the woods on his lunch break.

After we get done laughing at the basketball jerseys with sleeves, of course.

Only homeless people looking to stay warm go to Bucks games.

I see them at bars early in the morning, wearing their favorite Euroleague jerseys.

It's alternative sports fandom! Like alternative comedy and alternative music! Talk yourself into liking something that sucks because it's perceived as more clever than the status quo.