Saying that a Redskins player was shit is redundant.

You must have been thinking of another Eagles disappointment...

Friday Night Bites

... and then Samuel L Jackson stopped some people from robbing the place.

Where's Golden Tate's girlfriend when you need her?

What traveling?

No deodorant known to man can contain Camden, NJ.

Kyle Korver is the only sixer since Bol to make 6 threes in the same day, practice or game.

2000s Corollas were made from the molten steel that killed the T-1000 in. Terminator 2

The bench responds appropriately with an old man style celebration - the Larry Bird towel twirl.

This is all Bruiser Flint's fault.

Homeless drifters!? Brilliant!

The lesson here: If you're going to move your pivot foot that far, at least do something spectacular.

Basketball jerseys with sleeves will do that to a man.

To be completely fair, due to firewall constraints I am unable to attach a suitable Futurama picture to refute your serious analysis of a flippant comment. Please remove your picture out of fairness and let's tackle the important point of whether the gentleman who I referred to as "southern" is actually southern-looki…

(purchases UTEP season tickets)

Pat Burrell Jr.

So much to process:

How dare he besmirch a fat guy touchdown by tackling him 5 yards deep in the end zone!?!

From the viewing itself or from your head slamming into the floor afterwards?