(purchases UTEP season tickets)

Pat Burrell Jr.

So much to process:

How dare he besmirch a fat guy touchdown by tackling him 5 yards deep in the end zone!?!

From the viewing itself or from your head slamming into the floor afterwards?

His disappointment was soothed by a full scholarship offer to UVa.

Yawn. Let me know when Chaucer is on the cover of Teen People.

That sounds like a lot of opinion. What are the factual differences? More research requirements?

What's the difference between a PhD in education and an EdD?

I would also put optometrist below getting hit by a car.

(5 months from now)

*drives to Target, buys 71 white towels*

I want this. Does not appeared to be carried anywhere near me currently.

Not shown: Phillip throwing his players under the bus in every post game press conference, per his grandfather's example.

"Drinking a single Budweiser was harder that extensive chemotherapy."

Most facials are offensive...

I took a half day on Friday and didn't tell the family. Just took a magical cold, breezy walk by myself.

Coors Light is the beer to drink when you :

Please post a warning for any future links to Shea Stadium footage. Heading to the nearest eyewash station, now. Hope the damage isn't permanent.

Also - watch the movie RESTREPO, about his unit. Read the book War by Sebastian Junger, about his unit.