I very nearly bought one a year or so ago for a bit more money. I have two project cars in my garage.

Did you hear about the Honda Accord powered by cordless drills?

Came to the comments to make sure someone has mentioned this. I’m from the midwest so we consider the great outdoors to be our second garage (or third, if you’re fancy and have a garage fridge) during the winter months. Carbonated beverages are one of the exceptions to this otherwise cheap and easy hack, and I learned…

Or in a very hot car, in both cases the can can explode.

He never was too bright, that one. 

Having been caught in fires in 2018 in Malibu you have no idea how ferocious the fire moves through an area. If there’s a traffic jam and it’s not moving at all, you see other people panic and make a run for it. As soon as the car in front does that that screws everyone behind them. It has a knock on effect.

OK Bimmer

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude!

“Execute order 80081E5"

That’s definitely the van of an underground vigilante group that was falsely accused of crimes during Vietnam and has now dedicated itself to righting wrongs with guns and makeshift tanks and artillery while also somehow never killing anyone.

Bz fork over Deez Nuts

Slap a Trump sticker on the side and suddenly it would be perfectly acceptable.

they ran up to the conductor, forced him out of the train by gunpoint, and asked him if he knew why they pulled him over.

we investigated ourselves and found the train at fault

13 bystanders were taken to the hospital as a result of the mass shooting response team.

Headline swing and miss....much better ones:

With battery fires you’re ‘alerted’ to it happening. As in; there’s not an explosion like in the movies with gasoline cars, but a REALLY large and loud fizzle, and only then it starts to develop quickly. Because most of the times there is a delay between the crash and the fire starting to blaze.

My guess is that the…

There were rumours the Police who showed up to this incident held back as they were concerned about being electrocuted

There is a not less than 100% chance the person writing the note drives a Nissan Altima.

When you also consider the $100-ish per season to re-mount and balance, even a quality set of new wheels would pay for itself in five years.