The answer is obvious: the writer needs to get her own priorities straight, dump that asshole, and use the incident to get sole custody of the child!

Seems wild that he’s earned the nickname “SAG Harbor Nazi” but the worst examples we’ve seen are a ticket for a u-turn and driving with a cell phone. 

Came here to see this. 

See, if they’d just bought the SQL injection cleaner dealer maintenance treatment ...

See, they install that malware at the factory, there’s nothing we can do about it.

Yeah, but I’m telling ya, you’ll wanna have that TrueCoat!

I love the universal lack of fucks given for dealers here in the comments. I don’t know if there’s an industry more universally despised in this country right now.

Then he should have went for the neck.

Saab. You still see a decent amount of final generation 9-3s, but limited parts availability for anything that can’t be sourced from the GM family pool will likely kill off any remaining survivors. 

hecum.... in 16 year olds

There was shrinkage!

Billy Joel has a few words of advice for him: “Slow down, you crazy child!”

And the 16 y.o. is deeply embarrassed by this, too.

Suburban Dad:: any half-ton crew cab 4x4 with off road package that never leaves the pavement.

Only if parked in the wrong neighborhood.

My thought exactly....it took tied shoelaces to make Neymar fall down? I dont think so.....could have been a gentle breeze, or a defender in roughly the same area code.

Maybe his first name is “Les”?

Excellent list. The only thing I might also add is any 450 Super Duty or Ram 1500 that is rolling coal.

I appreciate what you’ve done here

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