Throw in Vance and Johnson along with the other deputy fuhrers and it’s a party!

Trump will completely blame it on the dems if he dies in his plane crash.

Yes....please put a rush-job and get it done fast....hopefully it will have the same build quality as the CT.  Panel gaps + high altitude = only good things.  

Came here to say essentially the same.  Please Boeing, just completely get rid of your QA/QC program and just expedite the assembly.  Oh and air trials to test it out, just skip over that too please.  Note:  Pilots, please wear your parachutes at all times.

Maybe just a private “preview” flight for Musk and his bestie Trump. Just a demonstration, like how the Cybertruck’s windshield was supposedly bullet proof. Just do that!

MOVE FAST AND BREAK THINGS!!!

I would hate it if the new and improved AF1 crashed into my house, but I would consider making the sacrifice for the good of the world. Though about half the world is unworthy of that sacrifice.  Impacting Mt McKinley or the Gulf of America might be fitting.

However, where you’re... ahem... going...

If it’s just that one plane that both will ride in... I think we could live with it. Yes, I support musk on this one. Rush the job Boeing! Parachutes for everyone else, musk and trump will continue to believe it’s an unsinkable ship

“But Doc, just let me go by the side of the road!”

Reached for comment, his cat said “Who’s this, now?”

I very nearly bought one a year or so ago for a bit more money. I have two project cars in my garage.

Did you hear about the Honda Accord powered by cordless drills?

Came to the comments to make sure someone has mentioned this. I’m from the midwest so we consider the great outdoors to be our second garage (or third, if you’re fancy and have a garage fridge) during the winter months. Carbonated beverages are one of the exceptions to this otherwise cheap and easy hack, and I learned…

Or in a very hot car, in both cases the can can explode.

He never was too bright, that one. 

Having been caught in fires in 2018 in Malibu you have no idea how ferocious the fire moves through an area. If there’s a traffic jam and it’s not moving at all, you see other people panic and make a run for it. As soon as the car in front does that that screws everyone behind them. It has a knock on effect.

OK Bimmer

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude!

“Execute order 80081E5"