Bz fork over Deez Nuts

Slap a Trump sticker on the side and suddenly it would be perfectly acceptable.

they ran up to the conductor, forced him out of the train by gunpoint, and asked him if he knew why they pulled him over.

we investigated ourselves and found the train at fault

13 bystanders were taken to the hospital as a result of the mass shooting response team.

Headline swing and miss....much better ones:

With battery fires you’re ‘alerted’ to it happening. As in; there’s not an explosion like in the movies with gasoline cars, but a REALLY large and loud fizzle, and only then it starts to develop quickly. Because most of the times there is a delay between the crash and the fire starting to blaze.

My guess is that the…

There were rumours the Police who showed up to this incident held back as they were concerned about being electrocuted

There is a not less than 100% chance the person writing the note drives a Nissan Altima.

When you also consider the $100-ish per season to re-mount and balance, even a quality set of new wheels would pay for itself in five years.

*mongeese

I think it’s the law in just about every state at this point. And no, no one pays attention. That said there are studies that show even hands free calling is a distraction while driving.  Though typically it’s the more brain taxing the conversation the more distracting it is.

Per the original post on reddit (I think now deleted since they doxxed the poor guy?) a kid hit it when it was parked, but with a car.

I used to travel a lot for work and my company contracted with National, so I always got the Emerald or Exec aisle. Rental pickup could not be easier. 

The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

The Sperm & Split will always have a place in my Iowan heart

When every single headline, social media comment, and news story is virtually indistinguishable from The Onion these days... mine’s broken.

Jizzand Jet, Spurt and Split, Skeet and Beat Feet.

The couldn’t find their ass with both hands and a flashlight. 

Holy shit, that bird is huge!