This is all too probable.

Makes sense.  On video, left his truck behind and the police are “looking” for him?  Next statement will be that they “couldn’t definitively identify him in the video” and there will be no charges.

That was my guess. Guy even looks like a cop.

The one that has at least three black people inside. 

Trump was the first president in almost 200 years to not have a pet in the White House. His explanation would be he “doesn’t have time to walk a dog and can you picture me doing that”.  Of course, he doesn’t bring up Barron or Melania at all (though she seems like the kind of person who doesn’t want pets bc they get…

““This classic Rolls-Royce is believed to be one of the first cars Donald Trump ever took ownership of”

If Trump ever drove, I’m sure it’s been at least 50 years.A guy like him would definitely see such a thing as a sign of being low class and a loser. If he weren’t running for president I’m sure he’d proudly say as much. Like the “suckers and losers” who died to defend him and the rest of us. 

Is this, or is this not, transportation?

Jinkies!

whodathunkit that the language of a small island nation contains lots of sailor slang?!

hollup... Let him cook... the brakes. 

“You were conceived in a van! Down by the river!”

This is a great list, but the critical point is that they should all actually drive the same. No one will notice.

Star given for the last two, lol

I like this idea but we can go further with it.

a sledgehammer fight to the death in the desert?

No one is safe from predatory rocks.

“driving through Starbucks”