I dunno, man... Mall parking lots can be fierce. Probably ought to put a winch on it first. 

Ding, ding, ding, ding

What’s the word? / Thunderbird / How’s it sold? / Good and cold / What’s the jive? / Bird’s alive / What’s the price? / Thirty twice

just about as many guys who are getting a big ass truck to compensate. 

Enough that I wouldn’t be able to sit upright without wearing a five-point harness.

it’s not clear if the two children were in car seats at the time of the crash

What a relief - I just bought an F40 and was trying to find a Haines or Chilton manual with no luck....

I love the Grail reference.

Looks like the owner already applied some kind of tire shine to the tires, so they are good to go and definitely won’t have any issues from sitting on the same place for years.

Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing?

Damn dude.

Yea, clearly you’re OK with going to hell. Or at least willing to die on that knoll. 

Yeah, your ticket has been punched. But thumbs up!

Helen Hunt was such a fox in that movie.

Spirit would simply ignore their existence.

Ryanair will sell a leakless capsule for an upgrade fee, leaklessness not guaranteed..

If they took the United space pod, they’d still be stranded AND a pimply teenager at the luggage check would have smashed all their helmets.

He’s offering to sell everything. Not just our environment, but our entire government.

Not rats, but snakes. I’m sure you’ve seen the documentary.

Southwest, much like my grandpa never did trust those pesky updates. He’ll keep using Windows 95 no matter what you say!