Love seeing this kind of comment at the top. I used to put one of my shoes in the backseat with my kid. If I tried to get out of the car and put my foot on the ground I’d instantly be reminded that my kid was with me. 100% of the time I didn’t need the reminder, but I’d gladly deal with that mild inconvenience for the…

There is also the case of Jodie Edwards.

And white tank tops. 

Tell me you’ve been here for quite a while without telling me anything. Oldie but goodie. 

There’s a burnout with a BMW after a car meet. Poor driving resulted in him losing control as the back end broke loose, resulting in him crashing into the median. The hill by which HE chose the entirety of the car web to murdered him on was that the actual cause of the crash was due to one of his tires being 1.5 PSI…

Take a star. 

No chance of ever high-centering that sucker!

At least it has a useful size bed!

Boeing Quality Control likes the way you think, friendo.

If you see an empty car on an otherwise packed train, DO NOT ENTER THAT CAR. There’s going to be a damn good reason why no one is in there. 

They’re gonna need a smaller boat!

Or better yet, the A/C is fine but some bum shit/pissed/barfed all over the car. never, ever, enter the empty car. It’s empty for a damned good reason.

You’re a lucky SOB if the only reason that car is empty is the lack of A/C.

Were you going to post some pictures of the wrecked truck? I think those pics are from how they come from the factory.

So can my shits, after a coffee with baileys

Ahahaha hell yes. As someone who works in construction, I strongly identify this. “Where’s the nearest door on this document? Does it look like it’s 3' wide? Ok, set the scale from there.”

The answer is obvious: the writer needs to get her own priorities straight, dump that asshole, and use the incident to get sole custody of the child!

Seems wild that he’s earned the nickname “SAG Harbor Nazi” but the worst examples we’ve seen are a ticket for a u-turn and driving with a cell phone. 

Came here to see this.