hollup... Let him cook... the brakes. 

“You were conceived in a van! Down by the river!”

This is a great list, but the critical point is that they should all actually drive the same. No one will notice.

Star given for the last two, lol

I like this idea but we can go further with it.

a sledgehammer fight to the death in the desert?

No one is safe from predatory rocks.

“driving through Starbucks”

I dunno, man... Mall parking lots can be fierce. Probably ought to put a winch on it first. 

Ding, ding, ding, ding

What’s the word? / Thunderbird / How’s it sold? / Good and cold / What’s the jive? / Bird’s alive / What’s the price? / Thirty twice

just about as many guys who are getting a big ass truck to compensate. 

Enough that I wouldn’t be able to sit upright without wearing a five-point harness.

it’s not clear if the two children were in car seats at the time of the crash

What a relief - I just bought an F40 and was trying to find a Haines or Chilton manual with no luck....

I love the Grail reference.

Looks like the owner already applied some kind of tire shine to the tires, so they are good to go and definitely won’t have any issues from sitting on the same place for years.

Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing?

Damn dude.