Yea, clearly you’re OK with going to hell. Or at least willing to die on that knoll. 

Yeah, your ticket has been punched. But thumbs up!

Helen Hunt was such a fox in that movie.

Spirit would simply ignore their existence.

Ryanair will sell a leakless capsule for an upgrade fee, leaklessness not guaranteed..

If they took the United space pod, they’d still be stranded AND a pimply teenager at the luggage check would have smashed all their helmets.

He’s offering to sell everything. Not just our environment, but our entire government.

Not rats, but snakes. I’m sure you’ve seen the documentary.

Southwest, much like my grandpa never did trust those pesky updates. He’ll keep using Windows 95 no matter what you say!

Love seeing this kind of comment at the top. I used to put one of my shoes in the backseat with my kid. If I tried to get out of the car and put my foot on the ground I’d instantly be reminded that my kid was with me. 100% of the time I didn’t need the reminder, but I’d gladly deal with that mild inconvenience for the…

There is also the case of Jodie Edwards.

And white tank tops. 

Tell me you’ve been here for quite a while without telling me anything. Oldie but goodie. 

There’s a burnout with a BMW after a car meet. Poor driving resulted in him losing control as the back end broke loose, resulting in him crashing into the median. The hill by which HE chose the entirety of the car web to murdered him on was that the actual cause of the crash was due to one of his tires being 1.5 PSI…

Take a star. 

No chance of ever high-centering that sucker!

At least it has a useful size bed!

Boeing Quality Control likes the way you think, friendo.

If you see an empty car on an otherwise packed train, DO NOT ENTER THAT CAR. There’s going to be a damn good reason why no one is in there.