They’re gonna need a smaller boat!

Or better yet, the A/C is fine but some bum shit/pissed/barfed all over the car. never, ever, enter the empty car. It’s empty for a damned good reason.

You’re a lucky SOB if the only reason that car is empty is the lack of A/C.

Were you going to post some pictures of the wrecked truck? I think those pics are from how they come from the factory.

So can my shits, after a coffee with baileys

Ahahaha hell yes. As someone who works in construction, I strongly identify this. “Where’s the nearest door on this document? Does it look like it’s 3' wide? Ok, set the scale from there.”

The answer is obvious: the writer needs to get her own priorities straight, dump that asshole, and use the incident to get sole custody of the child!

Seems wild that he’s earned the nickname “SAG Harbor Nazi” but the worst examples we’ve seen are a ticket for a u-turn and driving with a cell phone. 

Came here to see this. 

See, if they’d just bought the SQL injection cleaner dealer maintenance treatment ...

See, they install that malware at the factory, there’s nothing we can do about it.

Yeah, but I’m telling ya, you’ll wanna have that TrueCoat!

I love the universal lack of fucks given for dealers here in the comments. I don’t know if there’s an industry more universally despised in this country right now.

Then he should have went for the neck.

Saab. You still see a decent amount of final generation 9-3s, but limited parts availability for anything that can’t be sourced from the GM family pool will likely kill off any remaining survivors. 

hecum.... in 16 year olds

There was shrinkage!

Billy Joel has a few words of advice for him: “Slow down, you crazy child!”

And the 16 y.o. is deeply embarrassed by this, too.

Suburban Dad:: any half-ton crew cab 4x4 with off road package that never leaves the pavement.