We can only hope he’s brave enough to do it again until the orca gets its lunch.

You can only drink from it for the next 3 weeks; after that, it becomes a subscription service mug dispenser only, per OTA updates to its lid’s software.

Just came here to say this exactly. Well, almost. The oat milk contention was the chef’s kiss.

If it’s anything like the actual Cybertruck, you’re not allowed to wash it.

Comment of the day!

It was thoughtful for Buick to put ashtrays in the third seat for the kiddies.

Block hammer - blocks CyberHammer attacks

this is the right idea

Something like 1 week without a negative news story = 1 million in stock options for top executives

MC Hammer for....

And MC Hammer for STOP: HAMMER TIME!

Jan Hammer - for your Vice. 

Mike Hammer for separating the dames from the scumbags.

And more underhood stickers.

Gimli’s Hammer for clapping Legolas’ cheeks...

This woman?

Grabthar’s Hammer for avenging.

While taxiing, its winglet contacted a parked and unoccupied corporate jet.

This comment deserves 15 stars.

Shows there is at least one rational human with proper decision making skills in that household.