The East River? Oh yeah, that’s where Cosmo Kramer swims!

I would also check on that kid to. anyone that would pull a gun out instinctively on someone dropping your daughter off at your house should be evaluated. My mom would have thanked the Uber dude and smacked the black off me if I ever did that.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

We all know that’s the fastest car in the world.

Put down the truck too, it has a taste for human flesh.

That’s a nasty truck bite. Only one option now - he must be hunted and put down before he turns.

Kanye West uses new Cybertruck to drive Kristi Noem to puppy mill.

Throw in a loud, pneumatically enhanced West Palm trophy wife and it’s a trifecta.

“Stick to sports!” is always just “stop saying things I disagree with!”

If there was profit to be had in not losing bags, Capitalism would’ve solved that problem ages ago.

It’s really not hard to do if you’re not massively stupid.

“not to be sexist, but”

Well, Musk did say it was like a boat.

I’m normally on the ACAB side, but I’m really struggling to be displeased with what the cop did here.

To the NYPD and Mayor Adams:

You’re right. That’s been fixed. Hopefully, the new lead photo is up to your standards.

I mean yea kinda. If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, yatta yatta. Its probably a fuckin duck 

The makeshift posse of zebrahands used ropes and panels to coax the two mares into the trailer, while the filly was lassoed separately.

F150 with the uber rare 1-on-the-tree transmission

I seem to remember a story a while back about training driving AI with Grand Theft Auto.