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Seriously, what the hell?  If I’m behind a bunch of...unicyclists? OK...on a one-lane road then I may not like it but I’m not going to commandeer a lane on the other side of the street.

If they would have trained it based on Florida driving, it would have just plowed through all of the riders.

They are very into backdoor activities.

You know his minions will just use for backdoor campaign contributions anyway. 

Will they also introduce a complementary Buick Oedipus model and call it the Complex Collection?

A dozen cops for one stolen ca . . . Oh.

Underrated comment. Took me two readings.

It’s a slippery slope using slippery soap, using mettle to meddle a metal pedal that peddles some metal.

It’s a good thing they weren’t asking about dead hookers in the trunk because then we would all be screwed, amirite? 

“If you lived here you’d be home by now”

It should be Wankpanzer Commander.

I was going to do a similar joke and literally had 1.5m in my mind. *collective mind*

Sold above ask!

She's from Bensonhurst, so they'll give her a pass. 

Technically, it’s OK.  She’s of Italian decent.

whatever the occasion. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Anywhere else it’s just sparkling stellantis. 

Calvin’s dad explanations are the best.

There’s Norway they didn’t properly Finnish the job. Investigate, take names, Denmark down all the engineers who OK’d it and banish them to Greenland.