The disappointment is real
moistened bint
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You will break a toe kicking those thin tires.
Well there goes my plan, I was really looking forward to joyriding a 3 ton SUV with 255hp
And duct tape and bubble gum?
“Moistened Bint”
Sorry yall. That Taco Bell hit hard this morning on the throne.
Yes, the mustachioed driver feels very impressive in it, but in the backseat is a disillusioned child who stares wistfully out its window, wishing to jump out and run across a wide field of grass brushed lovingly by the wind.
I read the documentation over at BaT; it was funny, cause on one hand, Ford said that as the majority of the car was standard 76 T-BIrd, it came with a 2-year warranty and could be serviced at any Ford dealer.
Or to a drag party in a pizza shop basement!
A businessman leaves his building after work and sees a man on the street pumping a fumigator towards the sidewalk. “Sir, may I ask what you are doing?” The businessman inquired. “Why certainly,” the man with the fumigator replied. “I am fumigating for elephants.” Incredulous, the businessman protested: “Elephants?…
Doesn’t exist? Are you crazy? They said the same thing about leprechauns... but who laughing now?
I knew a girl who worked in an accounting job, a pretty low level one at that, who was spending a lot on high-end furniture, clothes, car, etc. Her rationale was that as long as she had a job and was making money it was fine.
No, no… we need a video complaining about how gas prices are too high and it costs them a fortune to fill up both of these vehicles.
Kind of reminds me of the confessional booths in the movie “THX 1138". “Buy more. Be happy”
“Mom, can we have Acura Integra?”
An iceberg has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
What do you call a boat load of rich douchebags at the bottom of the ocean?
The only way to stop a bad guy with a front loader is a good guy with a front loader.
I hope the readers here take note of the surnames and ancestry of the road workers who lost their lives here. Almost a year ago to the day (March 23, 2023) 6 workers were killed on another part of the 695 beltway when a car crashed through a work zone, and most of those workers were also from central America,…