8. Slideshows, slideshows, slideshows!

The bridge was leering at the ship in a threatening manner

Insurance adjusters going to claim factoring in the rotation of the earth, the ship was technically stationary and that darn bridge spun right into it!

Pretty sure it’s a landbridge, dude.

The Dali’s insurer will say the bridge deserves at least 25% of the blame for stopping in the middle of a known shipping route. 

the bridge was asking for it.

Gotta wait for the adjusters to hash it out. A nearby boat ramp witnessed the collision and the rumor is that bridge may not be at fault here.

Cheryl is good on Curb, but I have a really hard time not thinking she’s a bad person for willingly being married to a looney who may do real damage to this country. 

“You’re laughing?? Moe literally just hit Curly on the head with a hammer which caused Curly to go whoop whoop whoop whoop really loud and charge at Moe but Larry opened a window across the room and Curly ran out the open window and landed on top of a fruit stall and then started slipping on bananas when he tried to…

I’d be O’Leary of his advice.

THIS IS
AUTOSHOP!

Naw, Night Agent on NetFlix

Banning tik tok seems like a good idea.

And 100% of me doesn’t trust human-driving cars. So this is going in the right direction.

Any Hummer that isn’t owned by an actual government military agency.

It’s the car they* didnt want you** to have.

Okay, thought it was just me and thanks for saving me from the effort trying to find that pic.

Accidental discharge should result in a kid, not a gravesite.

You might be able to take the beers out and line them up side by side...

I’m amazed by how many people have apparently never heard of the old line “if it seems too good to be true it probably is”.