And to think “Green Eggs and Ham” was my favorite Seuss book. Oof.

I hate that I laughed at this.

Orange stain? Sounds like the new “presidential model.”

Its half of a lower mold for the original owner’s traffic cone casting business. It went bankrupt when customers started to complain about the inconsistent cone-ness of his products. The seller keeps this as a reminder of the heydey of his business, selling out of a van where even the largest, 6ft traffic cones could…

The lotion that goes on its skin. 

Its housed inside the basket case, probably full of Valentines

2 campers, 1 bucket.

laundry? 

Vomiting in disgust when you realize that $16K could have bought you a lot of nicer campers, or about 100 nights in Hampton Inns across the country.

That might actually be a thing that already exists.

BangMo definitely sounds like an AI-powered sex doll company.

Move fast and blow up stuff

As someone with two nonrunning Volvos in their yard, NP.

“What a fine Malbec.....with strong notes of jet fuel and Type II deicing fluid!”

I like the green roof, but not sure I want to consume food/drink that has spent so much time near that jef fuel/jet fuel exhaust...

Nope!, actually I just had mine serviced for 30k so at the Alfa dealer nothing massive about it.

Isn’t “massive 30k service” a bit of a warning light?

This would have orca-proofing torpedoes.

I came here specifically to make sure someone had thought of the orcas! My gut reaction to “a millionaire making undersea crafts for billionaires” felt a lot like when Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka says “no, don’t, stop.”

Just don’t be lobbing scimitars at anyone.