Mike Hammer for separating the dames from the scumbags.

And more underhood stickers.

Gimli’s Hammer for clapping Legolas’ cheeks...

This woman?

Grabthar’s Hammer for avenging.

While taxiing, its winglet contacted a parked and unoccupied corporate jet.

This comment deserves 15 stars.

Shows there is at least one rational human with proper decision making skills in that household.

The East River? Oh yeah, that’s where Cosmo Kramer swims!

I would also check on that kid to. anyone that would pull a gun out instinctively on someone dropping your daughter off at your house should be evaluated. My mom would have thanked the Uber dude and smacked the black off me if I ever did that.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

We all know that’s the fastest car in the world.

Put down the truck too, it has a taste for human flesh.

That’s a nasty truck bite. Only one option now - he must be hunted and put down before he turns.

Kanye West uses new Cybertruck to drive Kristi Noem to puppy mill.

Throw in a loud, pneumatically enhanced West Palm trophy wife and it’s a trifecta.

“Stick to sports!” is always just “stop saying things I disagree with!”

If there was profit to be had in not losing bags, Capitalism would’ve solved that problem ages ago.

It’s really not hard to do if you’re not massively stupid.

“not to be sexist, but”