Well, Musk did say it was like a boat.

I’m normally on the ACAB side, but I’m really struggling to be displeased with what the cop did here.

To the NYPD and Mayor Adams:

You’re right. That’s been fixed. Hopefully, the new lead photo is up to your standards.

I mean yea kinda. If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, yatta yatta. Its probably a fuckin duck 

The makeshift posse of zebrahands used ropes and panels to coax the two mares into the trailer, while the filly was lassoed separately.

F150 with the uber rare 1-on-the-tree transmission

I seem to remember a story a while back about training driving AI with Grand Theft Auto.

Seriously, what the hell?  If I’m behind a bunch of...unicyclists? OK...on a one-lane road then I may not like it but I’m not going to commandeer a lane on the other side of the street.

If they would have trained it based on Florida driving, it would have just plowed through all of the riders.

They are very into backdoor activities.

You know his minions will just use for backdoor campaign contributions anyway. 

Will they also introduce a complementary Buick Oedipus model and call it the Complex Collection?

A dozen cops for one stolen ca . . . Oh.

Underrated comment. Took me two readings.

It’s a slippery slope using slippery soap, using mettle to meddle a metal pedal that peddles some metal.

It’s a good thing they weren’t asking about dead hookers in the trunk because then we would all be screwed, amirite? 

“If you lived here you’d be home by now”

It should be Wankpanzer Commander.