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Ain’t no law when your driving to the claw. 

There had been a rash of silverware dissapearances in the neighborhood and the residents simply took matters into their own hands to protect their own. 

Buy it.

I did not know Tommy was from Boston. 

Assuming that’s the low speed/high torque setting on on the drills, just wait until they flip the switch to high speed/low torque. Then it’ll really get going. 

Precisely. This is no way an Elon Musk dick joke. That would not be funny. 

Very nice. All the tires are the same pressure. Great work. 

Short cord modeled on EM’s short cord. 

Let’s go Benjamin. 

I very much need to know what falls under the category of “whatnot.”

Leaving cans of soda in a freezing car is also not great. 

$20 says there was a road runner on that plane. 

To be fair to Ryanair.... football fans. 

Never thought I’d see a NJ mayor proposing congestion pricing, but what a wonderful world we live in. Welcome to the war on cars Mayor Fulop! Probably not electorally advantageous, but a good princpled stand nonetheless. 

Finally found Jimmy Hoffa. 

They’ve got a new car being developed in our soon to be 51st state of Ottowa. You wouldn’t have seen it yet. Very secret. 

Alien pilot: You mean deez nuts?

Infiniti is just messing with the folks at Crutchfield. 

The search for blame will the thorough.

Re: Hans. Deservedly, after that crap he pulled in Love Actually.