If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find it, maybe you can hire that van.

They let Elon name it. 

It’s all fun and games until someone puts on a nightime skeet shooting competition in Elizabeth, NJ.

To be fair to the drivers, there isn’t really an option to “turn around, don’t drown” in any of our tunnels. I’d probably take my chances with the water over k-turning into oncoming traffic also. 

Coming soon to the Turnpike and probably even the Parkway...

Officers responded by emptying their clips into the back of the departing train. 

My brain goes, “Ah”
Can’t hear my thoughts (I cannot hear my thoughts)
Like blah-blah-blah (blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
Should probably not, I should probably, probably not
I should probably, probably not

smaller wheel, more sidewall.

So you witness a CT crash. How much danger are you putting yourself in to go toward it to try and rescue someone given the battery fire issue? Let’s assume it isn’t on fire yet. 

They totally left a note. 

Lambo flex going poorly. 

Between minus sizing the winter tires and TPMS units, it just makes sense. Saves time on the swap.

Prepping a shipment of mongooses for the sequel. 

Hands free calling is the law in my state.

What an absolutely spot-on physical metaphor for the state of the United States. 

Looks like some kid nudged it with a tricycle and it collapsed in a heap. 

I mean, that’s sort of how it works at National for Emerald Club members. Just roll into the right aisle and take a car. Easy peasy. 

Our next Ambassor to Italy, surely. 

This fell out of your pocket.

RIP Ejaculate and Evacuate.