She has eight dogs, four cats, three goats, a donkey, a pony, a sheep and a rabbit. I don’t think a little garden dirt ranks high on the list of threats. 

The TB12 diet is getting weirder. 

If you look closely, there was a pelican on the grassy knoll. 

But I couldn’t get away. 

Minimum Mullet Requirement to own this car. 

OK, but what if a falling Starlink satellite kills Elon? 

Are yoo noo heah? 

Those are a prerquisite. You can’t buy it without having them already. 

The last supper was brains. 

sorry. forgot this

When will someone have the courage to stand up to the woke left’s war on Halloween? 

And that is how we end up with a bunch of Teslas stuck somewhere without a charge. 

Jake,

The woman heard ram a swami and misunderstood.

Think of the disaster that would follow if this man was allowed to pump his own gas.

VRBO it for 10k/night, but don’t let it leave the dock. Easy money. 

I have put a deposit down on a Cybertruck under the name Duke Nukem. 

Grill needs to be taller. Seems like the driver might still be able to see someone standing within 10 feet in front of truck.

Leaving us hanging. Who’s chest is the best to do a bump off of? This is the kind of essential information Consumer Reports just isn’t covering. I mean, maybe Wirecutter might. Maybe a Takeout/Jezebel collab?