Sure, maybe Fuel Shark was a con job, but Engine Snake(1), that’s the real deal. Reduces vibration, keeps the engine cooler (they are cold-blooded), and also keeps folks from stealing your catalytic converter. No one should be without one. Order now. 

In the footage the dog is next to him sitting on the ground as he is cuffed, so can’t have been that much before the end of the chase.

Coming soon to a 16-foot bass boat near you. 

This is not getting enough stars.

Acme Barricades??

Traveling by armored rail car may be one of the more relatable things this guy does. Heck, I’d travel by luxurious armored train (hold the donkey) if I had the choice.

Maybe Billy McFarland can bring some operational expertise to next year’s burn.

What will Kentucky elect in his place? Could get Rand Paul acolyte or Andy Beshear.

That poor car. I feel like Sally Struthers is about to tell me I can save that car for the cost of a cup of coffee a day. 

Camry wagon with double rear wipers. V6. 

I’m more interested in the shipping container and what looks to be the bow of a Boston Whaler. 

First they complain when the subways are dirty. Then they complain when they’re getting an overnight wash down. There’s just no pleasing some people.

One thing I can still guarantee - moving trucks will still get stuck on Storrow. Peak season coming up in a week! 

Just some real rookie mistakes here. How is one supposed to human traffic with that subwoofer in the trunk? Those wheels and the top make the LEO cosplay a challenge.

I am convinced the early ticket sales are all documentary filmmakers and content creator types booking a berth on the Titanic.

I’ve invested all my money with WuTang Financial. 

Turns out there is law, even when you got the Claw.  

No one will drown. There will be a small fleet of documentary filmmakers surrounding the cargo ship and following all the pontoon boats out there.

About 1500 kilometers, give or take. 

And just like that, an modern oil tanker became the largest sailing vessel of all time.