It did what? 

Should have gone with the monorail. North Haverbrook did, and as far as I know, they are quite happy with it. 

Still waiting for the next Duke Nukem too. When’s that coming out?

Sure, wedding signature cocktail all chipper and forward-looking. So cute. 

Clearly someone’s phone wasn’t in airplane mode. 

Rapid unscheduled conflagration. Much was learned. Way to go team! 

If I was to make a non-woke magazine it would be called “Nap” and it would be targeted at nap enthusiasts, a population under-served by big media.

1984 Toyota Tercel Wagon, manual, lowest trim. Not an SR5.

Middle schooler. Huh. Wonder where he got the idea. Probably just pulled the whole get-up out of his parent’s closet. They weren’t going to need it until next week any way. 

Maybe add a few blue stripes with some white stars? 

Was going to make some crack about this being only suitable for the Mayor of the Villages, but then saw that the villages was 55+ and that I’m way too close to qualifying, and now re-thinking things. 

Morning radio show was trying to convince listeners that he had just tripped over his own tongue. After hearing the full clip, this seems quite unlikely. Seems much much much more likely that that’s what some folks call the Negro League Museum and gosh darn if it didn’t just pop out. 

Well we’re parking here in Allentown

The first, lake-based, amphibious challenge

I don’t know, he seems a bit past his prime.

There’s precedent.

Cannon not shooting blanks.

Extreme Entropy Acceleration

The National Memorial for Peace and Justice is about a 4 hour drive south of Nashville.

They will absolutely shoot this at people.