Just reinforcing the “Italians are lazy” stereotype. It’s not like there’s a shortage of material if you want to needle Lukaku.

Finally the real ending to the Top Gear Argentina episode. 

Sure seems like a lot of “economic insecurity” in Nebraska. 

Why not both? Upstate NY and all that. 

Be careful at the concessions stands, folks. Accept sealed containers only. 

223 pages? Would think that would be more of an encyclopedia length event. At least some kind of multi-volume boxed set. Is this just volume 1? 

For all those decrying him as “vigilante”, a decent percentage of what he’s turning up sure seem to be municipal employees. Does not seem like “the system” is doing to well at dealing with them. As to no one being hurt. Right. Toll and traffic ticket avoidance hurts no one. Except those that do pay.

Those are palm trees. 

Acting as lawyers? Next think you know they’ll be making blog posts. Then posting in the comments. Internet discourse will just be chatbots going at it 24x7. Maybe it is already.

How is she not George Santos’ comms director? 

This is a scam. Someone seems to be trying to sell Uncle Joe Biden’s car while he’s busy at work. Reported to FBI and Secret Service.

Service is a breeze. You just pull into the semi trailer that conveniently appears in front of you when you need it. 

C’mon. Actual self-driving. Turbo boost. Literally bulletproof. Snarky dry comments. What else could you want?

After protracted consideration, Biden decides this is too much of a distraction and steps down.

Now it is an extremely rare Prius Cabriolet. Probably still runs great. 

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no. George was there, fighting back, and he’ll continue to fight for the people of NY03 just like he did when he landed on the beaches of Normandy on 9/11. 

Glitter. 

I am the real George Santos. 

Suing them? Amateur hour.