George Santos loves both his sons equally and thinks it is unfair to compare them. 

Occam’s Razor in effect. Solid reasoning. 

Horrifying? Yes.

Yikes. Really feel for those kids.

Seems like Speaker of the House material. George Santos better watch out. 

Second thought - Tesla will find a way to deduct this from someone’s pay. 

That’ll show’em. No doubt they’ll shape right up, not wanting to risk such stinging further penalties.

This is the AM it should come with.

A culture is defined by the worst behavior tolerated. 

What about as teammates on Naked and Alone? Think of the ratings! 

He owns a brewery. It’s got merch. and beer, for those closer. 

For a mere $8/month, you can be a “Tesla verified human” in the auto-pilot software and it won’t run into you. Un-verified humans in the beta testing proving grounds (whole world) do not have this protection. Quite the value.

parody video made about it for the school yearbook

How far we have come. Now living in a van down the the river is the dream, and a pricey one at that. 

South Jersey really puts the South in Jersey. 

James Earl Ray would be ultra-MAGA for sure. 

The industry is just reacting to increasing wealth/income inequality. One could even argue that this could be somewhat re-distributive. Relieve those who have a bunch of money of more of it and distribute it via wages/tips to the workers. If this enables some restaurants to pay better, I don’t mind. 

But he’s “one of the good ones” now. Being on Parler will be proof that you’re not racist. [eyeroll]

Is anyone on Parler any more? I thought they all followed their orange idol over to Truth Social? 

This really opens up a lot of questions. There are two of them? Only one of them is named Fred? How do they have a greatest hits release longer than a cassingle?