You cowards, use the flame-thrower, like God Elon intended.

How many of the stains on the concrete pad is that thing responsible for? Big pre-house-trained puppy vibe.

There’s always money in the banana stand.

It just makes sense. Elon walks on water. So should his creation.

The lemon grass is infused into the tonic along with the cinchona, etc. There are a variety of ways to make a tonic. Just like there are a variety of ways to make a gin.

Will Elon refer to himself as African American? 

Tonic Water

Is it just me, or somehow this makes me think the manifold might be in danger. 

Did somebody say

Steve would never have let the prototype for the iPhone 16 out into the world. 

Valentine’s Day vs. Super Bowl. Strategies and tactics? Over/under? 

Just tell’em Gretzky is organizing a pickup hockey game in the middle of Lake Ontario. Anyone can join.

Kids with a history of hurling. Open the back window, let fly. Make good time. 

You get it. 

Sad, but true. 

Oh, they knew. They knew. For years. Then suddenly, coincidentally, it falls now? Sure. Do I look like I was born yesterday? Connect the dots. 

I assume any delay is related to trying to also blame CRT. 

Countdown to false-flag government operation theories....

Not just for delivery. If a diner expresses an unpatriotic opinion or mentions a forbidden topic, claw works in reverse, kind of like the arcade game. Should be fun!