We need sources in the comments? Pshaw. 

What if I told you McD’s had already replaced the fine “meat” you would normally expect in their burgers with a processed food product that contained no meat years ago?

The car that transports my dead body after I am slain in battle?

Dozens of people cars spontaneously combust each year, it’s just not widely reported.

It is not, in fact, coming home with me. ND. 

How many exits have t-shirts and mugs?

Are those some kind of high-fashion cooking gloves? Can’t imagine those are just places for bacteria to live.

exit 69 for Big Beaver Road

He needs time to prepare for his run for office in 2022. 

Starting to think there might be something a little off about this Cawthorn fellow. 

First the Euro Cup and now we learn it takes an early sex-tape enthusiast a little longer to get his latte? Does their villainy know no bounds? No wonder we revolted. 

Didn’t go over the Kármán line? Gee-a, that’s a shame.

Not that the Italians don’t have their own race problems, but this was clever.

There are moments that the words don’t reach
There is suffering too terrible to name
You eat your dog as quick as you can
And push away the unimaginable

Boom Boom

Mess with the bull, also get some BS. 

Seems like these could also be hard seltzer or vape flavors. Or will be soon. 

“Sports car”.

It’s coming home back.

How gullible do they think we are? Next thing you know, they’ll be saying Triscuits aren’t woven by hand in Central America.