THREE DIGGERS???! Oh, this must be serious. 

Guy will have a bright future at Barstool. 

Wave pool.

The boatfloatinator? Sounds like as good a plan as any. Watch out for the self-destruct button and this guy.

I’m on it. 

Eh, it’s not like you beached your very large container ship in a tight waterway. 

Here’s a guy who cut his teeth re-selling PS5s on twitter. 

Get on over to Egypt. Evergreen has an extra-credit question for you.

You couldn’t pay me to take that car, but I do kind of appreciate that its out there. Would love to see it roll up to an soccer game and disgorge some kids. 

They’ve got a photo of a suspect. Seems like this might only be step one in their plan. Step 3 is, of course, profit. 

Yes sir, [slaps hood] with Bitcoin you’ll never have to pay a toll again. 

Scene: The local Chevy/Hyundai dealership on the day after the edict came down from on high that all dealerships would be required to take Bitcoin.

I bid 4k.

Yes, but these Fokkers were Messerschmitts!

What’s next, an inclusion emperor? A justice sultan? How many figurehead monarchs do they need? 

All coming together for Shetland, what with the E-Mustangs and their enthusiasm for pony cars.

I’m sure Eight is Enough for him to resign. There can’t possible be a ninth. /s

A good girl, victim of the beer-industrial complex. 

Easy solve. 

Any New Yorker: “Hey, I’m walkin’ here.”