Feels like a South Park special, and they’ve got South Park. 

That stinks. In these uncertain times we need all the fart humor we can get. Release the original text! 

/s

Minus the gas

That one of those new aluminum units? Truck made from steel should have survived that.

This here’s [slaps roof] a real unicorn. A true collectors item. The Jeep Beetle. Only one ever made. 

I didn’t even know Autopilots could get a license, let alone have them suspended. Bad Autopilot! 

Just rewatched the transit van bit. Loved her bouncing up and down in her seat screaming at the van to go faster while Hammond sat there looking scared out of his gourd. Very sad that she isn’t out there. Representation matters and she was great. No doubt a greatest hits will show up on YouTube and I can point my…

Tomorrow’s NP/ND should be a Ford Transit van, Only lightly driven on Sundays, in honor of Sabine Schmitz. RIP Sabine. 

Grey’s Papaya Coconut Champagne goes really nicely with a healthy slug of rum. Stroll it on down to Central Park. Pretend it is senior cut day. That’ll make it feel like summer.

With natural cocoa powder the man pays. With Dutch cocoa powder the man and woman split the bill.

Zucchini wrapped in aluminum foil. Just beware of airport metal detectors. 

Will never think of the term “moon shot” the same again. 

Dr. Affluenza Teen endorses this completely legitimate medical diagnosis.

Look, Dolan may suck, run a toxic organization, field crappy teams despite spending tons of money years after year, but he’s also in a crappy vanity band.

What is ricotta pie? I mean, I’d google it, but then I’d just contribute to the notion that that’s what my state is looking for on pi day. Is this a cheesecake in a pie crust? 

Housing is a human right. You should not feel bad about finding a place to live. We all need a place to live. Gentrification doesn’t have one cause, but I’d argue that the primary driver of it is severe restriction on housing supply, especially in suburbs, that has not allowed supply to keep up with demand. With…

Not sure how big the dog and dog crate are. Don’t what a Romney situation.

Jose is close, but I’d go with the V90R

Someone should send Nicholas something on the Streisand effect.