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I thought ... eh, nevermind.

... and burier-sliver to boot, let's not forget that one ...

Your original comment has been subtly, but markedly improved by the use of the qualifier. Thank you. And ... you're welcome :)

It's a shame that those with the supernatural ability to predict how "people" will monolithically respond to anything on a mass scale are too busy posting comments on the internet to ascend to the top of society and lead us all to a better place.

What if you haven't accomplished anything but still wish to survive?

Despite all of the above - I gotta admit. I found that last, veiny, sweaty, exhausted speech he gave really kinda touching in a way. I mean - years later, what appears to be the haggard love-child (54 years hence) of Ron Perlman and Mickey Rourke steps into the ring one final time. This isolated weirdo who made a

Oh he has a penis. It's really big and it happens to look exactly like an older version of himself giving a press talk. (See top image.)

Bruce Bennett was the name of my stepfather. While he was still my stepfather. Real dick. This Bruce looks like a nice guy though.

Dear Jezebel ...

I blame video games and rock and roll.

Unless there are lasers in prison. Which could get interesting.

Grape nuts are inedible, wtf

I love io9.

Iä! Iä! Shub-Niggurath!

"... do you know what would make this sad solo masturbatory experience even better? If I were actually inside the soulless McMansion where this sex was filmed..."

I think you might benefit from an expansion of your pornographic horizons. Not all porn is necessarily of that McMansion ilk. Train-stations, cars,

What, your enemies who were wise and clever enough to get their brains eaten?