You should have had the police call them from the emergency room!

Back when I used to date, before Tinder made me shrug and give up on the whole thing, I would generally follow the “asker pays” rule, though I would always be prepared to pay my way (I have a policy of never assuming that I’m being treated) and would typically offer to contribute when the check came. If the guy paid…

I was born in ‘82 and some would call me a Millennial, which I reject because they try to group me in with kids born in the early aughts who are young enough to be my own kids. I wouldn’t say I’m Gen X either. I may be without proper generation designation but damnit, I still love the Goonies!

Center one is a spinal vertebrae.

Oh my gosh, I’m the exact same way! I too used to discuss my inability to burp with pride until I realized what conclusion people were drawing from it—and rightly so

I think we know which Hasbro employee is responsible for this....

Easy. Stephen King.

Sorry to dampen the fun.

The Bean was photoshopped. This is the real place.

This is just what I needed before I head into work (yes, on a Sunday).

Thank you! I always wondered what my guy was doing in there since I didn’t hear any toilet flush. I just assumed he was quietly crying about his life choices.

I don’t understand this behavior at all. Why not just leave your dog at home when you go out? Then you don’t have to worry about this type of thing. I love my dog and he loves to go for car rides with me, but I have a strict drive-thru only policy when taking him out in my car because it’s just not right to leave him…

Except I’m pretty sure she’s saying “louse”.

When I was in my 20s, I usually kept things pretty tidy down there. The amount of hair depended on whatever my date du jour preferred. Now that I’m in my 30s, I’m too lazy to do much of any grooming down there. Though every 6-12 months I do try to clear out the shrubbery so wild animals don’t nest in there.

Anyone else see an older Lena Dunham when looking at the preview pic?

Oh, Caitlyn. Maybe don’t use your phone while you’re behind the wheel. We all know what can happen...

One Summer, my parents guilted me into going on a Girl Scout camping trip.

Grace Kelly