This is my favorite GIF of all time

I can ask my mom. She had it and her legs are paralyzed from it. And it doesn’t stop there. People who had polio now suffer from post-polio syndrome, which basically means chronic pain, fatigue and weakness throughout the entire body. The gift that keeps on giving.

I kinda want a Diane Keaton t-shirt now.

Ugh, I think this trailer just made me get my period.

It’s so obvious.

Really? Pre-bussing is the most annoying restaurant trend?!? Not people taking photos of every plate that is set in front of them with their phones? Not ridiculous hipster menus? Not waiters who sit down next to you and act like they’re your best friend while taking your order? That’s it. I’m done with the internet…

What’s wrong with Navy Pier? Genuinely curious. I stayed in Chicago for a few weeks on business and visited Navy Pier out of boredom, but it was basically empty because it was freezing outside. Is it just the throngs of tourists?

You fall in love with them, they fall in love with you

When I was a little kid I would occasionally pack up some of my belongings, open my window and then hide in my bedroom closet. This was typically after a fight with my parents and my expectation was that they would open my bedroom door to apologize, find me missing with the window open and know I’d run away because…

They only use British women because they can’t have people saying “butt” in their ads, but they figure “bum” is a nice workaround to this problem.

Okay, I’ll be that guy. It’s excited delirium, not accidental delirium.

Great. I’m a maxi dress. And I just learned today that maxi dresses are fugly and no one should ever wear them. Sigh. Time to go to my specialized cry room.

Meh. Every room in my house is a specialized crying room.

It stars Oscar winner Adam Sandler.

I know a lot about men. I took to studying them so I could get the best of the best, which is reflected in my husbands profession.