MAYYYBBEEE I’m just being bitchy today but this seems more like a humblebrag than an actual thing that happened.

“having a stranger stay in my home lair”

Or to go for a somewhat closer analogy, I don’t know anyone Bill Cosby raped, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wanna meet the man, much less work with him.

May I join you?

Not a comedian either.

Please let me be in your club!

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By all means, people should enjoy her product if it grabs them. But, I don’t like Beyonce’s music, voice, or style at all and would much rather re-read a book then attend almost any stadium concert. I’ll join the club w/ you and George.

I am humbly submitting my application to join your club, please.

I think I would actually rather watch her concert than listen to her album. Even if you don’t like the music, I’ll bet the show itself is a total spectacle. (which is why I’d probably prefer the Lemonade visual album than the aural one)

Same.

Add me to the list.

And that book sounds good! Now I want to read it! Sadly, it appears I cannot.

we need a book club

You, Me and George could be each other’s protection from the BeyHive. Taking nothing away from her beauty and talent; her music is just not my thing.

I haven’t seen this before but I think I’d be cool with it, though yes it is a bit odd. But it’s an affectionate, bonding kind of weird.

Lol. I took a picture of my cat doing exactly this tonight! She has always preferred to use her box when someone is watching because I praise her for being a good kitty, so she routinely follows me into the bathroom to pee with me. She looks up at me and meows once right before she starts peeing so I’ll KNOW she’s…

Mine do that sometimes, but I don’t think it’s on purpose. It’s usually when I’ve been in there a while with the door open (while my husband is at work) and I guess they don’t want to wait! But they do look right at me. I’m usually already looking at something else.

sometimes I watch the Noel episode just to cry.