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What’s a “puler”?

Janice Dickenson was molested by her father, which led to her addictions. You are a fucking asshole.

It’s awfully presumptuous. God is probably like, “Sit down, you yokel, you don’t get to speak for me.”

I’m baffled by the fervent love for him every day. In his hometown, he is simply seen as a blowhard and a clown with a topiary on his head who slaps his name on hellciously fugly buildings. People here would sooner elect Howard Stern president.

Well, that’s different. No one needs cake. And cake baking is not a special skill, like drilling for oil or importing fruit. Finding an alternative cake maker is really easy.

Rosie has always seemed pretty angry and unstable to me, I don’t get this “oh poor Rosie” bs all over the place right now.

Wanting to get away from Rosie O’Donnell, a woman with documented anger issues who can’t hold a job and has been married three times in ten years, who puts your mental illness on Twitter blast in the name of your safety? I can’t imagine.

I didn’t say anything like that, but thank you for being another hysterical overreactive commenter that is so common on Jezebel these days.

I just want to say that I’ve actually seen this issue come up many times here. A Jez writer was just recently dragged to hell and back for comparing meat-eating to slavery. Fuck, I’ve been a vegetarian for 20 years (and it wasn’t even clear if the writer, Natasha CV, was a vegetarian herself, and if she was she was…

Also everyone claims their SoulCycle dramz were a set up, which is how you know they’re all 100% real!

I’m so, so sorry you lost your little one. What a doll he was, and he sounds like a li’l firecracker. I know how unbearably sad it is to lose your furbabies, please be good to yourself.

Oh wow, I’d love to read that! Allure is my fave and I still have the oversized Linda Evangelista debut issue. :) I’ll do a lil searching myself, thanks for the heads up.

wrong thread dang u Kinja

And why do you even need this enormous umbrella? Rain is water, it’s not going to kill you if it touches you. You’re not the Rock, get ovah yourself.

Right—sorry, I meant big, sit-down Vanity Fair style profiles. She said that Depp advised her to cultivate an air of mysetry, and to this day, she barely speaks to the press. I def think it adds to the Kate Moss/model mystique, but Beyonce, for all her perfection, seems more accessible to me. She should do a sit down.…

No, she didn’t. I mean, by all means link me to what you remember and correct me. But Kate Moss was kind of famous for not giving interviews for almost 20 years.

It worked for Kate Moss. She always said that Johnny Depp told her “Never complain, never explain,” and didn’t give an interview until her late 30s IIRC. And I have to say, an air of mystery is really intriguing. Most celebrities are all blahblahblah, here’s what I had for lunch, it’s refreshing when they’re silent!

My peeve is people walking”Melrose Place opening credits” style, i.e., four fucking across.