I feel like someone could win the vote for NYC mayor on a simple “ban stadium umbrellas” platform. Bloomberg was such a dink about his giant sodas. What do I care if you guzzle Diet Coke? I’m more concerned with some dickhead taking out an eyeball with a ginormous golf umbrella.

I was dicking around the Herald Square tables about two weeks ago (time to kill before getting my phone screen replaced at some weird 8th floor place in a nondeescript Midtown building—this is real NYC, transplants, not Carrie Bradshaw drinking cosmos!!) and I was like MY GOD, everything smells like pee! And I was…

whyyyyyyy

It was definitely not my intention to imply that whatever Cara experienced emotionally or physically was somehow easier because of her wealth, and for that I apologize. Money does not protect anyone from trauma, or depression, or just plain disappointment of how awful people can be. The things that happened to her…

yeah, all those daughters of British aristocracy becoming prostitutes!

I didn’t know that about medical schools; it could have been a poor example. But we all know that acting and especially modeling are all about your youthful beauty and your compliance. So when you willingly enter into those industries despite not having any financial need to do so, and you wind up wildly successful…

Yes it is my argument that rich people have more choices and agency than poor people you fucking moron.

My defense was fine. I care about Cara too, I just don’t see her as a hapless victim like your crazy ass does. Keep on swinging and missing though.

You’re a ridiculous person. Bye, Felicia.

first of all it’s CARA

That’s not at all what I said and you know it. But I’m not afraid to say that abuse is relative. Cara does not need to be a model or actress; she was born loaded. She’s not a poor model who is doing this to help her family and putting up with harassment because she’s got few choices in life. Cara seems fine palling…

yes, she traded the modeling career for a film career ... where women are known to be treated with the utmost respect.

Oh my god. Cara Delevigne hardly needs your pity—she is one of the most privileged people in the industry, she’s not some teenager from Estonia trying to feed her family, she’s a 5’7’’ connected person who had every opportunity in the world. And HudsonEileen is a fashion person joking about fashion, and in the name of…

autocorrect strikes again!! :)

oh god it’s like when Ross Gellar had glow-in-the-dark teefs, make it stop

150,000%%%!!!1!

No offense but I have lived at the dermatologist’s office since I was like thirteen. Sharon Stone has had tons of work done on her face. Yes, she looks great. But your denial that she’s had anything ‘major’ done is weird.

I’m GenX working in a field some might consider antiquated or stuffy, and I can say declaratively that those tattoos would not be seen as a negative. It might mark you as an artist or a free-thinking type, but creative industries like that sort of thing. The idea that everyone has to bow to the standards of, IDK,…

well you stated it very believably :)

aw, my two favorite things, Det. Stabler and giant kitty-cats. I wish they could get along.