Damn, girlfriend looks amazing.

Do you remember how Tori would repeatedly tell that story back in the day about how she auditioned for 90210 with a fake name because she was not a beneficiary of nepotism, OK!! Yeah. You look exactly like your father but I’m sure the runners of the show he produced were totally fooled by your Groucho Marx glasses.

It was just so clear she was written as the “good girl” because her dad produced the show, but no one is that good, and if they are, my god, seek help. It doesn’t help that Tori was the worst actress alive.

I remember that song!! You had me at “cassette single” (or cassingle — LOL!)

what the hell is that SHIRT

Brandon is nice looking but he was SO effing smug it cancelled all his hotness.

I don’t care what she’s showing either, I’m sorry if I sounded like the dreaded slut-shamer. But it was really weird to me that Donna, the virgin and Christian and total bore, was always half naked when Kelly, who was supposed to be the town tramp, was wearing floral secretary blouses and jeans that came up to her…

Sorry, I’m a child of the 90s and have always wanted Keanu and Winona to hook up. Also I love her. Johnny Depp will never do better. My favorite ex of hers is Matt Damon though.

OK OK! I am impressed by your knowledge and never mind people getting edumacational about stuff. Thank you for that, seriously.

Kari Wuhrer is the hotness. If I were Donna I don’t think I could even blame David for hooking up with her, as unlikely as it is that Kari Wuhrer would give David the time of day.

oh the McLachlan ads are horribly manipulative. And you know what? They don’t work either. Because I don’t give to whatever charity she is promoting (I give to a local rescue that fostered my cats and the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee fundraisers).

Sexy commercials sometimes work, if they’re not offensive and they’re cute. Like the Old Spice guy.

I lose my mind at those Budweiser commercials. Also the insurance one where the puppy worry-dreams about where he has buried his bone. You know, the one that made Pam Beesley cry.

I agree, the Ray Pruit role ruined Walters’s career. And I sort of felt for Ray. Obviously domestic violence in unacceptable, but think of how bad he must have felt about himself to date Donna Martin.

You get a million cool points for this. Also, the last gif ... what the hell is going on there? Donna is the worst, man, and I’m not a prude but FFS put a real shirt on, you’re a sixteen-year-old virgin, not one of Bret Michaels’s girlfriends (god, I wish).

This list is fascinating! And how weird is it that the only woman I can believe was conceivably in the dark about her husband’s crimes (because I’m sorry, the rest seem like fucking dopes) was married to a guy who killed SEVENTY people??

Stories like this make so happy to be a cat lady. My baby cat meows for a younger sibling, big whoop, I end up with 3 cats (she has not asked for this BTW, good girl). Also go ahead and judge me but I don’t understand why any woman would birth four children in addition to the THIRTEEN she already has. On a retired…

My apologies, very touchy about Trump these days!

Oh god, could Ray Pruit (with one t) BE more of a poor white trash cliche? Lived in a trailer, no father, propensity for violence, some sort of carpenter who really wanted to make music, then Donna dumped him and he stalked her. The whole storyline offended me and of course it was yet another opportunity to portray…

Canadian tuxedos will get you thrown down the stairs!