It is the ur-90210 moment, perhaps only to be topped by Brenda’s “I hate you both, never talk to me again!”

And he was the “school DJ.” I was never so glad to graduate from a DJ-less high school. Did anyone actually think that was cool? The show was so aggressive about insisting that these were the cool kids in the coolest zip code ever but they just seemed like massive dweebs to me.

Brenda was kinda hot, because of the crazy. I always thought Kelly’s hotness was a tad overstated. Like, obviously Jennie Garth is very pretty, but she doesn’t look like a teen model who had a nosejob for her 16th birthday. She’s short and her very cute nose is clearly the one she was born with.

did you ever know that you’re my hero

That joke is absolutely deplorable. I’m speechless.

“Brian Austin Green is an actor best known for being hot.”

“We made the video to try to complement an image of the sorority girls being super busy and super cool”

Really?

Somehow I don’t think that centuries-old, not-Nazi was what Jesse James was going for though

It’s just fucking weird. But I will give her the benefit of the doubt and guess it was temporary insanity. I certainly don’t think she’s a secret Nazi. But I do wonder what the hell she was thinking getting with this scumbag in the first place.

I’m sorry, but no. It is willful ignorance. Maybe serial killers choose the weak and naive as partners, which helps, but you would have to be a fucking idiot not to know that your partner was Ted Bundy. Yes, they are victims too, no they are not to blame in any way, but how do you not realize your partner is killing…

LOL I wish I could talk to the editors. The closest I ever got was nearly causing an accident because I saw André Leon Talley walking along the roadside in Durham, NC, in his fabulous stripey knee socks, and I cut across two lanes of traffic to jump out of my car and fangirl. He was lovely. But of course he’s no…

Also she probably feels really guilty about exposing her son to this dirtball. I hope she finds a new and really good guy to love. I nominate Keanu!! Gawd if I could just clone Keanu, I’d send one over to Winona and keep one for myself.

I give Sandy the benefit of the doubt too because maybe she was blinded by love or, pardon my French, dickmatized (no judgment, we’ve all been there), and she got out of that mess fairly quickly. She has always seemed like a smart lady. But these women longtime married to heinous people, like Dottie Sandusky or…

I’m weirdly upset about it too and I have no idea why!

I love Azaelia. She gives zero effs. It’s refreshing.

Also, I expected the offspring of Jill Goodacre and Harry Connick Jr. to be much cuter.

OK, can I get people’s opinions on Sandra Bullock? Because she seems so likable ... but how do you not know the guy you married is a Nazi supporter? I mean, she’s German, and he’s tatted up with Iron Crosses. She had to know!

Seriously. If only I could just refuse do “do scenes” with coworkers I don’t like. Two spoiled idiots, and the people who coddle them are idiots too.

Ciara would be no more meaningless than Sienna Miller.