Oh my god, Boomer!

Port Authority will never lose its 1970s vibe of “teen runaway from the sticks lugging suitcase, meets pimp in her first ten minutes after getting off the bus.” Good luck today, don’t talk to any dudes in fur fedoras and bell bottoms!!

Yes, I will accept pic-a-nics in Jellystone Park.

YES!

im a doof

And they say girls don’t make great skaters! Plus she skates both vert and street! Didga is my new hero.

Insert “why can’t we have both” gif

Also, is any sane person really PRO-rape?

Wait, what does loving cats have to do with feminism? I just need to know what to tell the kittens when I get home. My girl is more anarchist than feminist, my boy is a supporter of anyone who champions naps and treats.

You are the best thing ever to happen to Gawker Media.

He’s not naked!! He’s wearing tighty whities. He’s a liar. Also he is from New Jersey. Can’t he take his show to Seaside Heights or something? He’s such a cornball.

God Bloomberg already did that sort of with the goddamn pedestrian walkways and picnic tables (probs pronounced “pic-a-nic” by tourists, who also says “begels” for BAGELS, god that drives me nuts). I say bring back the hookers and x-rated theaters, let’s do this right!

Times Square has been a fucking nightmare forever, a place where the porno theaters of yore ceded ground to a mostly-naked man will quite likely menace you with an acoustic guitar while a filthy, matted Cookie Monster gropes passing teens.

Oh my god. Do you even know what the Model Alliance is? Maybe try supporting it like I do and then tell me I have no compassion for models.

Yeah, Caridee’s doing psoriasis commercials :(

yaaaasss!!

She’s the only winner to have been kept on by Cover Girl after her season ended, and she’s almost always at NYFW. I love Dani!

That is so not what I said. I didn’t say it’s OK. I said it is the modeling industry. Whether or not it is OK to make young girls pose suggestively, no, I don’t think it is, you moron! If I had a daughter, I would probably not let her model unless I could have a lot of say in the types of jobs she was sent out for.…

It was Danielle Evans. The gap was partially, but not fully closed. I was so angry at the time. Dani’s tooth gap was adorable. Also, YES, Lauren Hutton. I mean, give people all the dumb haircuts you want, but don’t mess with their teeth. She also bullied Dani about her Arkansas accent, which was also totally charming.…

She looked so good with that hair, though. Like, half the makeovers are just there awful weaves and bleach jobs, but she looked amazing. Still, I applaud anyone who stands up to Tyra. I love that kooky broad but my god, there’s a reason we call her Tyrant.