All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

many years ago, when I was unemployed and not wanting to be, I was out with my then boyfriend (now husband) socially and some random asked me what I did. I told him straight faced I was a ‘stay at home girlfriend’ he got a good laugh out of that. one of the few times I was quick witted

take my star....kist

There was an SNL sketch years ago about Bill Clinton and Paula Jones, and she described herself as a ‘stay-at-home actress’.

In fairness, this happened right after he found out they signed Cutler.

He’s gonna stick to snorts

I certainly found it cervixable.

And his nosebleeds the red bars.

Usually when someone from the Dolphins line fucks up this egregiously they at least do it more incognito.

“I wish I was licking this off your pussy.”

Have you seen the Dolphins o-line play? Ajayi can’t find room to breathe, Cutler can’t even reach Chad Pennington YPA stats, I’d say he’s hurting people.

Not quite related, but I remember a bit player in a minor scandal who stated her ambition was to be “an aspiring actress”.

Guys, I’ve snorted coke off of a pussy. I didn’t really get all that hy, men.

Seems like the organization is going to have to shift its focus to getting a quality nose guard.

“a model based out of Las Vegas” is probably how her parents describe at Thanksgiving before everyone quickly changes the subject.

Man snorts cocaine in Miami.

Each line snorted represents a white line in the flag. It’s probably the most patriotic thing he could do.

Dolphins are known for their blowholes...

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.